Lord Fifth/Quotes

Quotes

“	Screw your granny! Screw your aunt! Screw your other granny! Screw your uncle! Screw your grandkids! Screw your sister, bitch!	”
	— Lord Fifth on Chapter 317: I am an Ancient Celestial Bird!

“	So, you’re my master in this world? Remember my name, Lord Fifth. I’m an ancient Celestial bird. After being born, I was revered and respected. Even the Heavens bowed their head to me. Before I was born, no living creature wore clothes. After I was born, who dared not to? Before me, no spirit creatures had fur or feathers. After my birth, great aspirations burned, and furred and feathered beasts were required in Heaven and Earth. After that, which creatures in the world dared NOT grow furs or feathers! On the outside, I permit you to call upon my name, When the name of Lord Fifth is spoken, all living creatures become terror-stricken. No one will dare to offend you. That is because within the entire world, in and out of the Heavens, if anyone offends me, I screw them to death!	”
	— Lord Fifth on Chapter 317: I am an Ancient Celestial Bird!

“	Have faith in the Lord Fifth, gain eternal life…. Three circles to the left, then three to the right. Shake those butts!”	”
	— Lord Fifth on Chapter 381: Whenever It Snows, Think of Me!

“	If it weren’t for me, the Mountain and Sea Realm wouldn’t have been destroyed…. If it weren’t for me, Haowie wouldn’t be dying…. If it weren’t for me, none of this would have happened…. The meat jelly was right. I’m the reason for all of this. I’m immoral. I’m wrong. I… shouldn’t even exist.	”
	— Lord Fifth on Chapter 1408: The Parrot's Choice!

“	Don’t try to kiss me! Dammit! That’s disgusting! Stop right there! Lord Fifth doesn’t even like you! You have no fur! Don’t even think about touching me!! Back the hell away from me, Meng Hao. Lord Fifth's chastity won't be sullied by you! You can't do that! That's wrong! That's immoral!	”
	— Lord Fifth upon awakening after Meng Hao broke Allheavens curse on Chapter 1610: Whose Clone?

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